Ahmadinejad

The poor guy! I bet all the other Revolutionary Guards used to shove him into his locker at the Sepah Academy and that's why he has such an attitude. I bet if he climbed up a clocktower and just started shooting people at random he'd feel a lot better. Of course, he's so busy hosting revisionist Holocaust Denial conferences, he never gets the time to do the fun stuff. Sepah gets to have all the fun! And some people think being President of Iran is all fun and obey the Ayatolla! It's not as easy as it looks. It's only going to get worse when someone tells him the 1980s contacted the UN and is demanding a return of his lame ass attempt at a Don Johnson Miami Vice look to the proper decade. Iran is claiming that Don Johnson stole the look from Ahmadinejad and is demanding royalties from the show which is better known in Iran by a name that translates back into english as "Typical Crimes Against A'lah In The Decadent Cursed Florida City Within The Great Satan."